I don’t want to be a jerk here.
But I have to tell you something.
You are reading this whole thing wrong.
Your interpretation of the story is completely off.
It’s not even close to what I was going for.
I meant for you to understand it.
But that didn’t happen.
Your perspective of my work is now the popular belief.
It is probably too late to tell you,
But you read this whole thing wrong.